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[collected 2003-07-28]

STAFF MEETING TASK

Results of staff meeting survey.....

The boss of 'Stone Marketing' called a spontaneous staff meeting, right
in the middle of a particularly stressful work week.

When everyone had gathered, the employer (who fully understood the
benefits of having fun) told the burnt-out staff that the purpose of
this meeting was to have a quick contest.

The underlying theme was to be --
'Viagra' advertising slogans... The only rule was that they had to use
past ad slogans, originally written for OTHER products, that captured
the essence of 'Viagra'... Slight variations would be acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they all turned in their personal
suggestions, and began creating a "Top Ten List"... After all the
laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
everyone.  Here's the list they came up with:

10. Viagra... Whaazzzzz Up!

9.  Viagra... The quicker pecker upper.

8.  Viagra... Like a rock!

7.  Viagra... When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6.  Viagra... Be all that you can be.

5.  Viagra... Reach out and touch someone.

4.  Viagra... Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3.  Viagra... Tastes great! -- More filling!

2.  Viagra... We bring good things to life.

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis...
   This is your penis on drugs!