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> Top 25 Country Songs: 

>   25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth "Cause I'm Kissing You
> Good-bye"
>   24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
>   23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>   22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
>   21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run
> So We're Even
>   20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
>   19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
>   18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
>   17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
>   16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
>   15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
>   14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin'
> over You
>   13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
>   12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
>   11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
>   10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
>   9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
>   8. Please Bypass This Heart
>   7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
>   6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
>   5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
>   4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
>   3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
>   2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
>   And the number 1 favorite country song is:
>   1.I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up
> With A Few
>