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>Subject:    Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory
>Author: SROBBINS
>Date:       3/12/98 2:22 PM
>
>Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory
>
>A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle
 me
>Elmo dolls".  It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the
>boss told
>her to report for work on Monday.
>
>He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on the assembly line just
>before the dolls were packed into boxes.
>
>On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut
>it down
>because one worker couldn't keep up.
>
>The boss went down the line to find the problem.  The new employee was
>very busy
>trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
>
>Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two
>walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
>
>The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each
>doll Two----Test----Tickles."
>
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