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Erlkönig: things-men-never-say.shtml>20 Things You'll NEVER Hear Men Say > >1) I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother fucker. >2) No, I don't want another beer, I have to work tomorrow. >3) Her tits are just too big. >4) Sometimes I just want to be held. >5) That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. >6) Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. >7) We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold >your purse. >8) Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally. >9) It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. >10) Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? >11) I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. >12) I'm sick of beer . . . give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. >13) Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. >14) I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when >she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her to close them. >15) No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. >16) Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them >anymore. >17) I understand. >18) This movie has too much nudity. >19) Damn, we're late for church. >20) Put some panties on for Christ's sake. |