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>20 Things You'll NEVER Hear Men Say
>
>1) I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother fucker.
>2) No, I don't want another beer, I have to work tomorrow.
>3) Her tits are just too big.
>4) Sometimes I just want to be held.
>5) That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
>6) Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
>7) We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold 
>your purse.
>8) Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally.
>9) It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
>10) Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
>11) I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
>12) I'm sick of beer . . . give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
>13) Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
>14) I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when 
>she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her to close them.
>15) No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
>16) Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them 
>anymore.
>17) I understand.
>18) This movie has too much nudity.
>19) Damn, we're late for church.
>20) Put some panties on for Christ's sake.