Erlkönig: the-one-linux-distro.shtml

Three Distros for the sys admins under the sky, 
Seven for the kernel hackers in their chairs of stone, 
Nine for the Linux IPOs doomed to die, 
One for the Lord Linus on his Linux Throne, 
In the land of Slashdot where the trolls lie. 
One Distro to rule them all, One Distro to find them, 
One Distro to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 
In the land of Slashdot where the trolls lie.

- Lord of the Distributions (Score:1, Redundant)
by Shaheen (gandhimail@spam.worldnet.att.net) on Monday January 24, @15:33 CST