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Erlkönig: speeders+balls.shtmlOstensibly true story heard on the radio this morning: This lady was speeding down the freeway on the way to work and was pulled of by a state trooper. The trooper walked up to her window with his ticket book in his hand and asked her ``Ma'am, do you know why you were pulled over?'' She figured she was going to get a ticket anyway but it never hurts to flirt a bit so she replied ``You wanted to invite me to the Policemen's Ball?'' Without thinking the trooper retorted ``Ma'am, state troopers don't have balls.'' About two seconds later he realised what he'd said, folded up his ticket book, walked back to his car and drove away. |