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Erlkönig: software-ads.shtmlArticle 1324 of rec.humor.funny: Path: ut-emx!cs.utexas.edu!rutgers!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: jss@Sun.COM (Josh Sirota) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: How to read electronics advertising Keywords: computer, chuckle Message-ID: <18630@looking.on.ca> Date: 21 Sep 89 10:30:06 GMT Article-I.D.: looking.18630 Posted: Thu Sep 21 05:30:06 1989 Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 39 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: Sun.COM!jss This was posted to a Sun-local newsgroup. Apparently it originated at HP. HOW TO READ AN ELECTRONICS ADVERTISMENT When It Says: It Really Means: -------------- ---------------- Available Now! We overstocked / We can't sell any. (Alternative: We have a really hot item at an outrageous price) State-of-the-Art Design We can't get the chips yet but we hope to before manufacturing starts. Proven reliability Antiquated technology and obsolete parts. Compatible with most systems Favor us with a big enough order and we'll start designing an interface Tremendous expandibility The unbundled "bare-bones" system with the low advertised price is virtually useless. User-friendly Slow, eats memory for lunch, and probably won't meet your specific needs (but for a fat consulting fee, we'll be happy to customize it for you). Advanced features We couldn't get rid of the quirks/bugs in the system, so we're pretending we planned them all along. Competitively priced Costs less than IBM's. -- Josh Sirota Sun Microsystems, NSE group -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA |