Erlkönig: smart-aleck.shtml

> Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique
> point of view.
>
> The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an
> artist.
>
> I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to
> pronounce.
>
> Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
> coincidental.
>
> I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a
> darn.
>
> I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
>
> What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
>
> I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>
> I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>
> Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
>
> I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about
> you.
>
> No, my powers can only be used for good.
>
> How about never? Is never good for you?
>
> I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to

> worship me.
>
> You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
>
> Are you a freakin' ray of sunshine every day?
>
> I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
> I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
>
> I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
> Who me? I just wander from room to room.
>
> My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
>
> It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular
> level I'm really quite busy.
>
> At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive
> habits.
>
> You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>
> I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
> yourself in public.
>
> Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and
change
> the subject.