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Erlkönig: smart-aleck.shtml> Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique > point of view. > > The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an > artist. > > I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to > pronounce. > > Any connection between your reality and mine is purely > coincidental. > > I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a > darn. > > I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. > > What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? > > I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. > > I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. > > Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... > > I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about > you. > > No, my powers can only be used for good. > > How about never? Is never good for you? > > I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to > worship me. > > You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. > > Are you a freakin' ray of sunshine every day? > > I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. > > I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... > > I don't work here. I'm a consultant. > > Who me? I just wander from room to room. > > My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! > > It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular > level I'm really quite busy. > > At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive > habits. > > You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. > > I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate > yourself in public. > > Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change > the subject. |