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Erlkönig: sleeping-at-work.shtmlBEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING IN YOUR CUBICLE It's okay...I'm still billing the client. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter, not harder. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. I'm in the management-training program. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga? Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. The coffee machine is broke.... Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off! It worked well for Reagan, didn't it? I was crosstraining for telecommuting. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands. The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot. |