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10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9  He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years
    running.
8  When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7  Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6  Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5  Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
4  Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3  His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
    turn-ons.
2  Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good
    Morning, Mr. President."
And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...
1  You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor
    I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"