Erlkönig: religious-shit.shtml

From: rms@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Richard Stallman)
To: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu
Subject: Updated list
Date: Tue, 24 Mar 92 03:29:43 -0500

Mine are Aztec, Voodoo, Hopi, Cargo Cult and Buddhism.
Any criticism?


                               SHIT HAPPENS
                       in various world religions
 
 
TAOISM:  Shit happens.
 
CONFUCIANISM:  Confucius say, "Shit happens".
 
ZEN:  (What is the sound of shit happening?)

ISLAM:  Shit happens because it is the will of Allah.
 
CATHOLICISM:  Shit happens because you are bad.
 
PROTESTANTISM:  Let this shit happen to someone else.

JUDAISM:  Why does shit always happen to US?
 
REFORM JUDAISM:  Got any Kaopectate?
 
AGNOSTICISM:  What is this shit?

ATHEISM:  I don't believe this shit.

AZTEC:  Cut out this shit!

VOODOO:  Hey, that shit looks just like you!
 
NEWAGE:  Visualize shit not happening.
 
EXISTENTIALISM:  Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

SECULAR HUMANISM:  Shit evolves.
 
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:  Shit is in your mind.
 
BUDDHISM:  Shit happens, but never mind.
 
HINDUISM:  This shit has happened before.

ZOROASTRIANISM:  Shit happens half the time.
 
WICCA:  If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
 
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES:  No shit happens until Armaggedon.

MOONIES:  Only happy shit really happens.

HOPI:  Corn fertilizer happens.

RASTAFARIANISM:  Let's smoke this shit.

CARGO CULT:  A barge will come and take all the shit away.