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Erlkönig: redneck-and-streetsigns.shtmlRednecks and Streetsigns ------------------------ A city boy and a redneck are driving through a city neighborhood. After a while, the redneck sees a yellow sign that says "dip". He dutifully digs into the Copenhagen. This is difficult, since a few yards later, the truck bounces, but the redneck successfully adds a bit of chaw to that he's currently working on. This scene is repeated several times down the same long road. A fair while later, the redneck, cheeks bulging, is beginning to look distressed. After a bit longer, going to great effort to avoid releasing the contents of his mouth into the city boy's car, he asks: "Friend, how much longer before we get to the sign that says: 'Spit'?" - C. Alex. North-Keys, 1999 - - -eof |