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...as the Ronin impaled her Katana through the bride's chest, she stared lustfully at the groom and screamed Take me now! Instantly his lips met hers...

- 赤松 健 (Akamatsu, Ken): ラブひな (Love Hina); Epilogue 1, When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom

-- And out of the gloom a voice said, 'Smile and be happy for things could
   be a lot worse'. So I smiled and was happy and behold, things got worse --

For three hundred years flutists tried to play in tune.  Then they gave
up and invented vibrato.  --  Barrere

"Wie der Blitz einschlaegt, hat sich das Raethsel geloest ..."
C. F. Gauss

"The Constitution isn't perfect, but it's sure better than
   what we're using now"
            -- some clever person in alt.drugs

listen: there's a hell of a good universe next door;
                let's go.    -- ee cummings

Limerick:
        Es gibt ein Arbeiter von Linz,
        Er schlaft mit un maedel von Pinz.
        Sie sagt, "halt sein plummen,
        Ich hoere man kommen."
        Sagt der plummer, noch plummen,
        "Ich bins."


The World may tip and the World may slope,
But the Flier is always Rightside up.
		-- Sayings of Griffins, roughly translated from the Sumerian
			-- (Stoneflight/Georgess McHargue)


"A handful of warm, soft and gently squirming girl"
	-Heinlein

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea --
 massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a
 source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect
 it."        --gene spafford, 1992


"Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell?" - Lewis Jansen