Erlkönig: python-lyrics.shtml

Article 14781 of alt.sex:
Path: ut-emx!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!bgsuvax!zeller
From: zeller@bgsuvax.UUCP (Fuzzy Zeller)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor
Subject: Monty Python Lyrics - OK!  OK!  I GOOFED UP!!  AAIIIIIGH!!!!
Keywords: mistake, goof, lyrics, oops,
Message-ID: <4907@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: 13 Sep 89 13:35:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.4907
Posted: Wed Sep 13 08:35:16 1989
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Organization: Bowling Green State University B.G., Oh.
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Hey all!  

I have received 28,462,723.5 responses all telling me that I'm a complete
ding-wing for goofing up on my lyrics, so here is the New and Imporved
version of the lyrics:

	Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
	I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too.
	I love to hear you oralize
	When I'm between your thighs
	You blow me away!

	So sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
	I've sat on your face and let my love flow truely.
	Life can be fine
	If we'd both sixty-nine.
	And we'll sit on our faces in all kinds of places in life
	Til we're BLOOOOWWWWWN  AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!



And...


	I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
	I sleep all night and I work all day.
	I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.
	I go to the lavi-tree.
	On Sundays I go shopping
	And have buttered scones and tea.

	(Chorus repeats, replacing I with He)

	I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
	I sleep all night and I work all day.
	I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
	I like to press wild flowers.
	I put on women's clothing
	And hang around in bars.

	(Chorus repeats, questioning about the "bars" part.)

	I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
	I sleep all night and I work all day.
	I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
	Suspenders and a bra.
	I wish I were a girlie
	Just like my dear Papa.

	(Chorus repeats, really questioning about the Papa part.)


Now if there's any goofups, I'm sorry.  You can tell me that I'm a weenie.

Fuzzy Zeller (No, I hate golf!!)
zeller@andy.bgsu.edu