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Subject: Personality based on Drinks


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> > Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they
> > > could nail a woman's personality based on what she
> > > drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
> > > concurred on almost all counts.
> > >
> > > The results:
> > > Drink: Beer
> > > Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> > > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
> > >
> > > Drink: Blender Drinks
> > > Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
> > > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be
> > > her cabin boy.
> > >
> > > Drink: Mixed Drinks
> > > Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what
> > > she wants.
> > > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
> > > She'll send YOU a drink.
> > >
> > > Drink: Wine - (does not include white Zinfandel, see below)
> > > Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
> > > Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four
> > > more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
> > >
> > > Drink: White Zinfandel
> > > Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
> > > sophisticated, actually has no clue.
> > > Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
> > >
> > > Drink: Shots
> > > Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking
> > > to get drunk...and naked.
> > > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
> > >
> > > Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with
> > > guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.
> > >
> > > Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
> > >
> > > Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
> > >
> > > Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
> > > sophisticated image to help him get laid.
> > >
> > > Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.
> > >
> > > Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
> > >
> > > White Zinfandel: He's gay. (This is so true)