Erlkönig: orange-penis.shtml

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Date: Thu, 27 Apr 1995 13:04:53 -0500
From: Keith Bostic <>
To: /dev/null python.bostic.com
Subject: This Month's Most Frequent Submission

Forwarded-by: tale@uunet.uu.net (David C Lawrence)

Found on the Playboy site:

Playboy's Party Jokes

THIS MONTH'S MOST FREQUENT SUBMISSION

"I'm baffled by your orange penis," the doctor told his
patient. "Does anyone else in your family have this condition?"

The concerned fellow shook his head.

"Do you handle any chemicals at work?"

"I don't work. I'm retired."

"Well, what do you do all day?"

"Oh, mostly sit around watching porno tapes, eating Cheetos."