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Erlkönig: military-warnings.shtml[collected 2004-01-08] CLASSIC MILITARY WARNINGS "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S.M.C. training bulletin "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantryman's Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force manual "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantryman's Journal "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Manual "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantryman's Journal "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." -Infantryman's Journal "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -unknown "Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Anonymous naval officer "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - unknown |