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 Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
    female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
               psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a
               relationship.
    male:   Food, sex and beer.

 Thingy (thing-ee) n.
    female: Any part under a car's hood.
    male:   The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

 Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
    female: A woman who makes love to other women.
    male:   A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and
               get really turned on.

 Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
    female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the
               upper levels in business.
    male:   What would really be great at work since that hot babe took
               over the office one flight up.

 Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    male:   Playing ball without a cup.

 Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a
                weekend with the guys.

 Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
                girlfriend.

 Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    male:   Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

 Making love (may-king luv) n.
    female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    male:   What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

 Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2
               minutes.

 Taste (tayst) v.
    female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to
               make sure it's good.
    male:   Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad,
               prior to tossing it out.