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                                  [collected Sun Nov 25 14:27:35 CST 2001 ]


Man's Perfect Breakfast 

  
You're sitting at the breakfast table. 
  
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties. 
  
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune. 
  
Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. 
  
Your wife is on the back of the milk carton