Erlkönig: loch-ness+god.shtml

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster.  In one easy flip, the beast tossed him
and his boat high into the air.  Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God!  Help me!"

All at once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and, as the man
hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought
you didn't believe in Me!"  "Come on God, give me a break!!," the man
pleaded.  "Thirty seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster
either!"