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How many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they just wait for it to burn out then follow it around for 30 years.


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How may weight lifters does it take to chang a lightbulb?

One to change the bulb, and one to say "You're HUGE man... your HUGE!"

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How many TechnoPagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?



TechnoPagans don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in IRC chat channels.

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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?



They don't bother. They just make darkness the new standard.

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And finally, how many Teamsters does it take to change a llightbulb?
Six. You got a f...in' problem with that?!

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How many folksingers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to put in the new bulb, and six to sing about how good the old one was.


How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does it now.


How many actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. She stands there holding the bulb, and the whole world revolves around her.


How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one—but the bulb must really want to change.

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to hold the lightbulb, the other 4 to drink until the room spins


How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

JUST ONE DAMNIT!!!

How many Yuppies does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis