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[collected 2002-03-22]

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591


Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same =
time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim
religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all = of
our female flight Attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to =
get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing = a
naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry
would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton