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Blamestorming:
	Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or
	a project failed and who was responsible.

Cube Farm:
	An office filled with cubicles.

Ego Surfing:
	Scanning the Net, databases, print media, and so on, looking for
	references to one's own name.

Elvis Year:
	The peak year of something's popularity -- Barney the dinosaur's
	Elvis year was 1993.

404:
	someone who is clueless, from the World Wide Web error message
	"404 Not Found", meaning the requested document couldn't be
	located -- Don't bother asking him, he's 404.

Idea Hamsters:
	People who always seem to have their idea generators running.

Mouse Potato:
	The on-line generation's answer to the couch potato.

Ohnosecond:
	That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've just
	made a big mistake.

Prairie Dogging:
	Something loud happens in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up
	over the walls to see what's going on.

SITCOM:
	Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

Stress puppy:
	A person who thrives on being stressed-out and whiny.

Tourists:
	Those who take training classes just to take a vacation from their
	jobs -- "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were
	tourists."

Uninstalled:
	Euphemism for being fired.

Xerox Subsidy:
	Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace.