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>An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender finally says
>that the bar is closing.  So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls
flat on
>his face.  He tries to stand one more time, same result.
>	He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
>sober him up.
>	Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.  So he decides to
crawl
>the four blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and
>falls flat on his face.  He crawls through the door into his bedroom.
>	When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up.  This time he
>manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is
>sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
>	He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
>	"So, you've been out drinking again!!   
>	"What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on an innocent look.
>	"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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>In honor of the impending holiday...St. Patty's Day:
>
>	A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could
>buy him a drink.
>	"Why of course", comes the reply.
>	The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
>	"I'm from Ireland", replies the second man.
>	The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have
>another round to Ireland."
>	"Of Course", replies the second man.
>	Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
>	"Dublin", comes the reply.
>	"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too!  Let's  have
>another drink to Dublin."
>	"Of course", replies the second man.
>	Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you  go
to?"
>	"Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
>	"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's  and I
>graduated in '62, too!"
>	About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
>	"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender.
>	"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."
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