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Erlkönig: funny-signs.shtml(*) In front of a New Hampshire restaurant: "Now serving live lobsters." (*) On the menu of a restaurant: "Blackened Bluefish." (*) In a Maine restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." (*) In a New Jersey restaurant: "Open 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. midnight." (*) On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. -- Sisters of Mercy." (*) On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store: "Thirty-eight years on the same spot." (*) In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy." (*) In a New York medical building: "Mental health prevention center." (*) On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church." (*) In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan." (*) In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." (*) Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." (*) In a Tacoma, Washington, men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits- $100- They won't last an hour!" (*) In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers: "Parking for birds only." (*) In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished." (*) In a laundry room: "Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage." (*) A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'hare Field in Chicago "Do not activate with wet hands." (*) In a New Hampshire Jewelry store: "Ears pierced while you wait." (*) Disclaimer at the end of a London, Ontario newspaper ad announcing job openings for firefighters: "The City of London is an equal opportunity employer. We also provide all of our employees with a smoke-free work place." (*) In a New York Restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager." (*) A sign in an Asian seafood store in Madison, Wisconsin: "Crap - .79/lb." (*) In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." (*) In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." (*) At a number of U.S. military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personel." (*) On a display of 'You are my one and only' valentine cards: "Now available in multi packs." (*) In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" (*) In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves" (*) On the grounds of a private school: "No trespassing without permission." (*) In a library: "Blotter paper will no longer be available until the public stops taking it away." (*) On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." (*) In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time you wash your car." |