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Erlkönig: first-football-game.shtml[collected 2004-01-08] THE GAME A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." Perplexed, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'" |