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Erlkönig: female-benefits.shtml* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. * We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. * We can cry and get off speeding fines. * We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. * Taxis stop for us. * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. * Free drinks, Free dinners, Free moving (you get the point). * New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. * No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. * We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. * If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass. * We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. * If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. * We have the ability to dress ourselves. * We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. * If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. * We'll never regret piercing our ears. * We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. * We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra. |