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 * We got off the Titanic first.
 * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
 excuses.
 * We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
 * We can cry and get off speeding fines.
 * We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
 in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.
 * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
 * Free drinks, Free dinners, Free moving (you get the point).
 * New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
 * We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
 * If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
 *We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her
ass.
 * We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
 privates are still there.
 * If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
 * We have the ability to dress ourselves.
 * We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
 them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like
 an idiot.
 * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
 * We'll never regret piercing our ears.
 * We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
 * We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.