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Erlkönig: driving-test-answers.shtml> The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams > given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school > (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) > > Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? > A: What for? He can't see my license plate. > > Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop > at the same time? > A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying > "Guns don't kill people. I do." > > Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? > A: Always wear a condom. > > Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? > A: Your car. > > Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? > A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. > > Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? > A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. > > Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no > longer drive lawfully? > A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. > > Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? > A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. > > Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light > and a flashing yellow traffic light? > A: The color. > > Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? > A: Heavy psychedelics. > > Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? > A: Carry loaded weapons. > > Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? > A: It would be tough to be a dick all day long. > |