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Erlkönig: discretion.shtmlSubject: Flaunting Fashion Discretion is making your waterbed before your parents visit. Keeping up appearances is making your bed when your mother knows the LAST time you made your bed was 1982. Flaunting fashion is making your bed ... but leaving your half used tube of K-Y jelly on the night stand. Discretion is answering the phone when your brother calls on a Saturday morning. Keeping up appearances is answering the telephone ... breathless. Flaunting fashion is not answering the phone, and then admitting to your brother you didn't hear it because someone was making too much noise. Discretion is telling your sister you are "just friends" with the person you won't shut up about. Keeping up appearances is admitting that you are "seeing her". Flaunting fashion is telling your sister to hold on, you'll stick your head in the shower and ask what the relationship is ... Anyone have others? ;-) Drew Derbyshire Internet: ahd@kendra.kew.com Snail mail: 108 Decatur St, Apt 9 Voice: 617-641-3739 Arlington, MA 02174 |