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TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time
     management course you sent me to."

 8. "Whew!  Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here
     just in time!"

 7. "I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and
     envisioning a new paradigm."

 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
     stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

 4. "Darn!  Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a
     solution to our biggest problem."

 3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

 1. " ... in Jesus' name.  Amen