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Erlkönig: camelot+chastity-belt.shtml>CAMELOT & The Chastity Belt > > King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about >leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely knights of >the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. > > After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and >said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. >A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good >wizard was showing him his latest invention. > > It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most >obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, > > "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?" > > "Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench >until he found what he was looking for. > > He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard >anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt where >upon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. > > "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch, "Now I can leave, >knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting Guinevere in the >device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. > > Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled >all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an >informal 'short arm' inspection. > > Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in >some way. All of them except Sir Galahadhis. "Sir Galahadhis," exclaimed King >Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been >true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!" > > But Sir Galahadhis was speechless. > |