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>>>  "Restroom Graffiti"
>>>
>>>
>>>  The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate
>>>  open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>>>
>>>  Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't
>>>  die. --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>>>
>>>  Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library,
>>>  Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
>>>
>>>  I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my
>>>  standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University.
>>>  Cambridge, Massachusetts.
>>>
>>>  Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
>>>  are you?"  --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
>>>
>>>  God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? --
>>>  The Irish  Times, Washington, D.C.
>>>
>>>  Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
>>>  --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
>>>
>>>  No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
>>>  and tired of putting up with her shit. --Men's Room,
>>>  Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
>>>
>>>  At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's
>>>  House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
>>>
>>>  It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
>>>anywhere.
>>>  --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg,
>>>  Arizona.
>>>
>>>  Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!  --
>>>  Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
>>>
>>>  God is dead. -Nietzsche;   Nietzsche is dead. -God
>>>  --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
>>>
>>>  If voting could really change things, it would be
>>>illegal.
>>>  --Revolution Books. New York, New York.
>>>
>>>  A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles,
>>>  you're going to have trouble with it. --Women's
>>>restroom,
>>>  Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
>>>