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Erlkönig: acronyms.shtmlI just got this e-mail from a friend. enjoy! >Here are some useful acronyms for your enjoyment! > >PCMCIA >People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms > >ISDN >It Still Does Nothing > >APPLE >Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity > >SCSI >System Can't See It > >DOS >Defunct Operating System > >BASIC >Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control > >IBM >I Blame Microsoft > >DEC >Do Expect Cuts > >CD-ROM >Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months > >OS/2 >Obsolete Soon, Too. > >WWW >World Wide Wait > >MACINTOSH >Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs > >PENTIUM >Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding >of >Mathematics > >COBAL >Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language > >AMIGA >A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction > >LISP >Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis > >MIPS >Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed > >WINDOWS >Will Install Needless Data On Whole System > >GIRO >Garbage In Rubbish Out > >MICROSOFT >Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools & >Teenagers > >RISC >Reduced Into Silly Code > >PnP >Plug and Pray |