Erlkönig: acronyms.shtml

I just got this e-mail from a friend. enjoy!

>Here are some useful acronyms for your enjoyment!
>
>PCMCIA
>People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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>ISDN
>It Still Does Nothing
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>APPLE
>Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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>SCSI
>System Can't See It
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>DOS
>Defunct Operating System
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>BASIC
>Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
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>IBM
>I Blame Microsoft
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>DEC
>Do Expect Cuts
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>CD-ROM
>Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
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>OS/2
>Obsolete Soon, Too.
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>WWW
>World Wide Wait
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>MACINTOSH
>Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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>PENTIUM
>Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding
>of
>Mathematics
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>COBAL
>Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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>AMIGA
>A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
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>LISP
>Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
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>MIPS
>Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
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>WINDOWS
>Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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>GIRO
>Garbage In Rubbish Out
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>MICROSOFT
>Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools &
>Teenagers
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>RISC
>Reduced Into Silly Code
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>PnP
>Plug and Pray