Erlkönig: accusations.shtml

[collected 2001-11-11 06:02:47 CST (Nov Sun) 1005480167]

A guy comes home from a hard day at work and finds his girlfriend standing
on the front porch with her bags packed.�

As he walks up she says, "I'm leaving you."

"Now what did I do?" he asks.

"Well, I just found out you're a pedophile."

"A pedophile, huh. That's a big word for a twelve year old girl." 

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