Erlkönig: penis-password.shtml

[collected 2000-09-19 04:09:37 CDT (Sep Tue) 969354577 by Pam North]

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and 
she asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the female he told her to enter "PENIS".
Without blinking or saying a word she entered the password. She almost died 
laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.