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   "I always get every woman I want.  This is not so much due to my financial
status, nor my naive charm, nor my exceptionally interesting body, but
rather due to the fact that I own a Commodore 128 with a 1571 disk drive.
Getting every woman you want is simple when you have eight sprites and
three sound channels."

                -John Byrd, byrd@husc8.harvard.edu (on alt.sex.boredom)