Erlkönig: sex-myths.shtml

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat.  As he settles
in, an attractive young woman boards and takes a seat beside
him.  As they begin talking, she tells him that her destination
is a Sex Therapist Workshop, in Chicago, where she's presenting
a paper.
    "And what's your paper about?" he asks.
    She flips her hair back, stares into his eyes.  "I try and
debunk some of the common myths about sex", she replies.
    "What myths do you mean?" he asks.
    "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the
most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American who
is most likely to possess this trait.  Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when surveys of women
indicate that it is men of Jewish descent who romance women
best, on average", she explains.  Suddenly, the woman blushes.
"I feel so awkward," she smiles.  "We're discussing sex and I
don't even know your name."
    The man extends his hand and returns her smile.  "Tonto.  Tonto
Goldstein."